Snuggles is a cute little bear
Rogaine helps some men grown hair
Lee’s riveted is the only way to go
Drano helps your water flow

Midol makes some girls more tolerable
NyQuil helps you sleep much longer
Herbal Essence is organic
Bounce removes all your static

Energizer is always going
and going, and going, and going, and going
Bill Heard’s got your truck
Clean your bathroom with Toilet Duck

Zest will make you fully clean
Chocolate Slim Fast makes you lean
Eye Masters make lenses quick
Every man should shave with Bic

Every day these messages are pounded
and nailed into your brain
But that’s not even the most annoying part
The weathermen can’t predict the rain.