I do not like homecoming week
to look real strange, I do not seek
I would not, could not, on my own
Dress like a hippy, try to look stoned

College day was really lame
But Student Council is to blame
Get rid of purple and gold day, please!
Everyone dresses like mutated bees

What’s the point of 80’s day?
I guess that’s all there is to say.
The only one that is okay,
is the Famous Person day.

So I would not, could not, in my mind
Try to pretend that I am blind
To the fact that I don’t like it
I guess I just have no school spirit.